In case you still don’t understand what the Stimulus Bill is all about, I have this simple explanation for you.

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
  A. It is money that the federal
            government will send to taxpayers.

      Q. Where will the government get this money?
  A. From taxpayers.

   
  Q. So the government is giving me back
            my own money?
  A. Only a smidgen.

   
  Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
  A. The plan is that you will use the money
            to purchase a high-definition TV
            Set, thus stimulating the economy.

     
  Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy
            of China ?
  A. Shut up.

 Below is some helpful advice on how to best help
    the US economy by spending Your stimulus
    check wisely:

       If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money
    will go to China
          ..
  If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the
            Arabs.
  If you purchase a computer, it will go to India ..
  If you purchase fruit or vegetables, it will go to
            Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala ..
  If you buy a car, it will go to Japan .
  If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan
  If you pay off your credit cards, or buy stock, it will
            go to management Bonuses,and they will hide it offshore.
 Instead, keep the money in America by:
  1. Spending it at yard sales, or
  2. Going to ball games, or
  3. Spending it on prostitutes, or
  4. Beer or
  5. Tattoos.

       (These are the only American businesses still operating
          in the US .)

It would be best if you went to a ball game with a
    tattooed prostitute that You met at a yard sale
    and drink beer all day.

Have fun-be careful

dh