Darwin’d.
David Henderson
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Darwin’d.
David Henderson
The day our president and congress shredded the Constitution.
Sad, sad, sad
HFBC
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Our Government.
Years ago my mother used to say to me, she’d say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" — she
always called me Elwood — "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant."
Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me.
James Stewart as Elwood P. Dowd,
I wish I had come up with that,
I am glad some one did..
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Man, It is gorgeous out today.
It’s still early yet and I’m on my third cup of Community but we are getting ready for a nice ride on the scoots.Out and about.Days like this are what living on the Third Coast is all about.
more later.
have fun be careful
I have friends and family that that post their thoughts, speculations, ruminations, and occasionally a political belief or two on their blogs.
“Rep. Lamar Smith of Texas, the top Republican on the panel, said that while Congress can highlight the consequences of playing football, “the NFL does not need Congress to referee this issue.”
“Football, like soccer, rugby and even basketball and baseball, involves contact that can produce injuries,” Smith said. “We cannot legislate the elimination of injuries from the games without eliminating the games themselves.”
Several other Republicans questioned the point of the hearing. Rep. Ted Poe of Texas said that Congress’ involvement in football would mean the end of the sport.
“We’d all be playing touch football,” he said.”
Aren’t we lucky.
All it took was one more Republican elected to the Senate and Super O is out to save the middle-class.
We’ll see.
NEWS FLASH……..Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take “War on Leather” to Motorcycle Rally.
Pennsylvania – ~Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take “War on Leather” to Motorcycle Rally.~ Johnstown, PA: Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials. “Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.” The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the organizer. “Motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it… Ergo, they should stop.” According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960’s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began. “They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!” “I… I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket. And, he… he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know is he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and not left me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.” Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.” Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations. “That’s preposterous,” said on high ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.” When confronted with the allegations of force feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.The above is purely fictitious and used without permission of any kind…..But it is damn funny.
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