HOT!
Hot…hot…hot…hot…hot
Did I say it was warm. I think so.
To that end here we go……You know your in Texas when:
You notice your radiator is overheating, before you start your car.
You no longer associate bridges over rivers with water.
The thermometer in the lid of your Bar-B-Que Grill shows 150 degrees F, before you light it.
You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.
You hear the weather forecast for 105 degrees without flinching.
You discover, in July it only takes two fingers to drive your car, because your steering wheel is so hot.
You can make instant sun tea or sun tea instantly.
You run the house a/c in the middle of winter, so you can use your fireplace.
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The best parking is determined by shade ….. not distance. Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one. You actually burn your hand opening the car door. Sunscreen is sold year round, it is always kept right at the checkout counter. Sunscreen with less than 50 SPF is called ‘hand cream.’ You put on fresh sunscreen just to go check the mail box. |
David Henderson
Beaumont, Texas 77707
1-800-544-1512
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